Clinging to Archie Bunker's God

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Archie Bunker, the character masterfully played by the late Carroll O’Conner in the 1970s TV comedy “All in the Family,” had his own take on the traditional Christian doctrine of the inerrancy of the Bible.

“God don’t make no mistakes,” declared Archie. “That’s how he got to be God.”

For those too young to remember Archie, who in 2005 was listed as number 1 on Bravo's 100 Greatest TV Characters, Wikipedia says Bunker was characterized by his bigotry towards “… blacks, Hispanics, "Commies," gays, hippies, Jews, Asians, Catholics, "women's libbers," and Polish-Americans….”

Bunker was presented as a Christian, however, and “… often misquotes the Bible. He takes pride in being religious, although he rarely attends church services ….”

An Anonymous Contributor
Sister Mary Matilda, my eighth grade teacher, would accuse me of being uncharitable but I imagine that an anonymous contributor to a recent newspaper column is an “Archie Bunker.” He had this to say about a couple accused of mistreating their foster child.

“I believe in an ‘eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth!’ The family that abused and tortured their foster child should receive the same treatment!” It was signed “Equal Justice.”

Where did this writer’s “belief” come from? The “eye for an eye” quote is from the Book of Exodus in the Hebrew Bible, so the writer appears to be appealing to religion to justify his views.

But scripture scholars say the Exodus phrase is meant to prohibit compensation that exceeds the damage, that the injured party may require no more than that. There was no requirement that the injured party seek any compensation, in fact.

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But if “Equal Justice” is a Christian, he would be bound by Jesus’ take on the phrase.

“You have heard that it was said, ‘An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.’ But I say to you, do not resist one who is evil. But if anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also….”

Jesus, writes scripture scholar Alexander Jones, editor of the famous Jerusalem Bible, is using vigorous and colorful language to get across his point. Jesus himself didn’t “turn the other cheek” when he was assaulted by the Roman soldiers but instead asked his Father to forgive them. He “subordinates strict justice to generous charity (love).” 

It’s interesting how so many of us substitute popular “wisdom” – the kind of thing you see on bumper stickers – for the teachings of Jesus and other religious leaders. 

Popular wisdom likes a Jesus who would say “America, right or wrong;” who would describe the poor as lazy and interested only in a free ride; who would easily jump to conclusions about the guilt of others with phrases like “lock ‘em up.” 

The Plastic Jesus
Popular wisdom likes the plastic Jesus, the one whose countenance is portrayed in countless images as bland and melancholy, who understands and approves of our prejudices, our clinging to popular beliefs instead of his actual teaching.

In a recent blog, former classmate and retired psychologist Ted Wolgamot comments on Jesus’ shocking advice in Mark’s Gospel: “If your hand causes you to sin, chop it off …. If your foot causes you to sin, cut it off … If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out.”

Jesus, Ted writes, used this language to get people’s full attention. “Jesus wanted them to be shocked, even appalled, so they would sit up and listen. …Clearly, Jesus was not promoting self-mutilation. Instead, he wanted people to begin understanding what his life and mission was truly all about.

“And … his life mission was about revealing, in an unmistakable way, a radically different understanding of who God is and what God wants from each of us.”

It’s clear that people searching for God won’t find him/her in Archie Bunker’s god.


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